Dear patrons of the Wahnsinniger,
I would like to tell you a story about wasps. Ever since I was a young boy (So, like, yesterday.) I've been plagued by the tiny flying monsters that are wasps. After awhile I became a vigilante. I started torturing grunt wasp workers to find the leader- a crazed red wasp who was rumored to wear clown make-up.
Shall I continue, or are you bored already?