Messages to Pell city squadron 118.

'We' as in my Nashi squadron and I, by the way. Not 'we' as in myself and my country as a whole...

Yeah, I'm fairly certain we have nukes aimed at your country... But hey, we undoubtedly have American nukes aimed at us...

Right, comrade. We didn't have our nuked aimed at the states in the 90s, but we aimed them back at the Sates in 2002... Somewhere around then, anyway...

Here's for an interesting (and disturbing, perhaps) thought, did you Americans know that the fuel from missiles that may have once been aimed at your home may now be lighting it? Today, former bomb material from Russia accounts for 45 percent of the fuel in American nuclear reactors, and for about 10 percent of electricity in the United States, it’s fuel from dismantled Russian nuclear bombs. Treaties at the end of the cold war led to the decommissioning of thousands of warheads and today we convert their energy-rich cores are into civilian reactor fuel to sell to the US. We've been selling them for a few years, and still we have enough left to sell to power 100 million homes for 5 years. Or your entire nation for 1.7 years.

Time was not on my side this thursday, I will ahve to let them know what you have said next thursday.

Ah, that's okay comrade! We're a little hung-up as well. Some difficulties getting to our satellite...

Yep, just a few, eh... minor difficulties... But don't worry, Pravda Squadron will prevail against the... nevermind.

I dont like people that watch me on a satellite
its like walking up to someone and licking them ... its strange

Licking people? How utterly disgusting, comrade. We're still having trouble reaching y'all. I think we need to quit wasting our time with all this stupid negotiating and obtain some Boy Scout uniforms!

And Girl Scout uniforms. My plan is so brilliant...

Oh My God ...
Your A SPY!

Yes, yes, very brilliant, comrade. You're our squadron's #1 Strategist for Illegal and Unauthorized Activities.

We're not spies! Not officially, anyway. We did infiltrate the banned Bolshevik Party's supposedly secret meeting before and obtained some valuable information, disguised as visiting Red Youth Vanguard.

Yeah, that was awesome:) We've done alot of other stuff, but we cannot speak of it unless it is diclosed either officially or by another source.

Hehe i guess your just russians

Boy scout uniforms? I wonder

Be carful what you say comrades we might report your nashi training to the CIA and cause Russia to go on code red

Aren't we already on code red?

Probably. I know we're on the UK's code red.

Haha Fail

Hi, Comrade CapAirMan77, nice to have you on here again.

Nice To See A Russian Again.
Oh Wow Four Pages Haha.

Da, this post sure is long. We'll probably make a fifth page shortly.

Lets Hope So

We've so destroyed the original purpose of this post.