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| Did this sory make you cry? | | Yes. | | 30% | [ 3 ] | | Hard. I might have to end my life so that the pain will recede. | | 30% | [ 3 ] | | No, I'm a cold, unfeeling robot. | | 40% | [ 4 ] |
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Michael
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 |  Subject: An ode to the lost shoe  Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:44 pm | |
| Allow me to tell a story of love, and loss. On the evening of Thursday the air was chilly. A fine mist had spread about the town- a fog from the storm the night before. I had been driving home from eating small burgers at a low grade restaurant while being told tales of mop burgers. (Naturally after hearing of burgers being dipped in mop water I became incredibly hungry.) As I drove the the white beauty I reviewed what had corresponded the hours before. Unable to choose music to listen to I had to tolerate a song about fireflies. Listening to this song I pondered the question of why one hug requires 10 fireflies. I imagine that the stunning insects formed small arms, and hugged them recipient; An act which truly would take much rehearsal. I had even thought of mathematical formulas for firefly hugs. 1 hug= 2 arms. Each arm would require five fireflies you see. So H=2(5F) I'm like Einstein.  Anyway when I arrived home, and prepared for some long overdo REM sleep. I contemplated what I would dream of. Perhaps about bumble bees. I drifted off into slumber. RAUGHHH NIGHTMARE WASP!!! \  As I awoke I journeyed into the kitchen to consume a meal so that I may grow powerful. Suddenly I realized my shoe had left my foot. I had left my shoes on from the night before, and I guess that it was the straw that broke the camels back. You see I had been having problems with my shoe for a few weeks, and it left me in the dead of night. Never to return. | |
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| | Subject: Re: An ode to the lost shoe Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:57 pm | |
| I feel no pain!  |
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Sergei
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Rayna
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Location : Moscow, Russian Federation
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| | Subject: Re: An ode to the lost shoe Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:00 am | |
| I'll get my Krinkov and be over there with ya in a second, Sergei! | |
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Helmut
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| | Subject: Re: An ode to the lost shoe Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:02 am | |
| That was terrible...  Mind if I go to your house, Sergei. We'll unite in our grief and share eachother's pain... It'll make it easier, maybe we won't have to kiill ourselves.  | |
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Conrad
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| | Subject: Re: An ode to the lost shoe Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:04 am | |
| I'll come too. The grief is easier to bear, when with friends.  | |
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The Wahnsinniger
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| | Subject: Re: An ode to the lost shoe Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:14 pm | |
| And I will get my Rovolshka and lock myself in the closet  I THINK NOT!  | |
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Michael
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| | Subject: Re: An ode to the lost shoe Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:13 pm | |
| I knew the majority of posts were generated by robots.
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The Wahnsinniger
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| | Subject: Re: An ode to the lost shoe Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:49 pm | |
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Oh, that made me cry so hard... Please, someone get me a gun, I don't think I can live anymore.. Too much pain and sorrow... 
